You know he made a fortune on Wall Street. You followed his trial and downfall. Now you’ll hear from him. Napoleon Robbins is pissed at Wall Street. After being banned from investing by all those elite snobs that he made rich, he’s found a way to get even. He’s going to teach you all the ways to make your own fortune off those fat bastards. Where do you think they got all that money in the first place? By fleecing you, the average investor. In clear, easy-to-follow steps, you will learn how to get your money back from those MBA assholes. You will learn how to get and stay rich in retirement. This book shows how to determine risk, what to expect from Social Security, how to create a model of your investments and withdrawals to test different scenarios, why you are better than any financial advisor, and the psychological problems that you must overcome to be a superior investor.Most importantly, you will learn how to recognize which of five kinds of market you are in—Early Trending Up, Late Trending Up, Volatile, Downturn, or All-weather—and what are the best investments for each of those markets.Unlike the other investment books, this book doesn’t push a buy-and-hold strategy. That works for the young investor, but not for retirement. And that is not how financial advisers invest their own money. They read the changing market and make the best investments for that market. This book will teach you how to do that better than any adviser.ADVANCED PRAISE for Retire RichI still like a good Ponzi scheme, but this is the second best way to get rich in the market.Bernie Madoff – Former CEO Madoff Securities, Co-Founder NASDAQ Stock Market, Current CEO of Cigarettes Exchange of Butner Federal CorrectionsThis book breaks the first two rules of investing. The first rule of investing is never give a sucker an even break. The second rule is don’t give them any way to get back at you.Kenneth Lay - Founder, Former Chairman & CEO Enron CorporationI don’t like this book, but I think we have to let free market forces determine winners and losers by having a lobbyist slip a provision banning it into a must-pass bill.Jerome Powell – Chair of the Federal Reserve